Ryan Detrick's Team (The Rhinos [for now])

Brittany, Andy Rooney, Mike Wallace, Chyna, Osama Bin Laden, George Bush Sr., Pat Summeral, Dick Cheney, Ross Perot, Amy Winehouse, Nancy Regan, Joe Pa, Keith Richards, Muhammad Ali, The Iron Sheik

From the commish: I couldn't have gone for JoePa, maybe sentimental. The newsmen could win this for the Rhinos