Joe Kramer's Team (Do Not Resuscitate)

Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse, Mickey Rourke, Tom Sizemore, Dick Cheney, Michael Jackson, Kate Moss, Owen Wilson, Andy Rooney, Robert Byrd, Liza Minnelli, Andy Dick, Mike Tyson, Ozzy Osbourne, Nick Nolte

From the commish: I know a lot of people who would like to see Andy Dick dead . . . add one more

Mark Fightmaster's (the commish) Team (Mark-ed for Death)

Charlton Heston – 84,Sydney Pollack – 74, Fidel Castro – 82, Billy Graham – 90, Russell Watson – 42 – world famous tenor, Levi Stubbs – 72 – former leader of the Four Tops, Jack Klugman – 86, Andy Griffith – 81, Harvey Korman – 80, Kirk Douglas – 92, Farrah Fawcett – 61, Paul McCartney – 65, Abe Vigoda – 82, Angela Lansbury – 82, Britney Spears - 26

From the commish: Let the trash talking begin, just give me your money!

Beth Gaston Moon's Team (Goodbye Cruel World)

Kirk Douglas: 92, Walter Cronkite: 91, Abigail van Buren ("Dear Abby"): 89, Billy Graham: 89, Stan Musial: 87, Charlton Heston: 84, Estelle Getty: 84, Ariel Sharon: 79, Elizabeth Taylor: 76, Suzanne Pleshette: 70, Muhammad Ali: 65, Farrah Fawcett: 60, Artie Lange: 40, Verne Troyer: 39, Britney Spears: 26

From the commish: Again with Verne Troyer

Joel Quimby's Team (Snuff Film [from the commish])

1. Britney Spears
2. Barabara Bush, sr.
3. Ozzie Osborne
4. Hulk Hogan
5. Johnnie Depp
6. Barabara Walters
7. Jack Nicholson
8. Michael Stipe
9. Charlie Watts – thought he was
10. Ruth Ginsberg
11. Rosie O’Donnell
12. James Brown (football player not the dead one)
13. Tom Cruise
14. Ron Paul – looks dead already
15. Paul McCartney– looks dead already, too

Elizabeth Harrow's Team (no name yet)

Pete Dougherty (of Babyshambles), Amy Winehouse, David Hasselhoff, Bobby Brown,Whitney Houston, Danny Baldwin, Mischa Barton, Farrah Fawcett, Andy Dick, Michael Stipe, Carrot Top, Clay Aiken,Danny Bonaduce, Ryan Seacrest, Hannah Montana

From the commish: What is up with Hannah Montana that i don't know of?

Jen Durie's Team (no name yet)

Dick Cheney, Lou Rawls, Farrah Fawcett,Charlie Watts,Dorothy Hammell,Amy Winehouse,Kate Moss,Sharon Osbourne,Nicole Ritchie,O.J. Simpson,Elizabeth Edwards,Hulk Hogan, Pamela Anderson,Mohammed Ali,Joey Buttafucco

From the commish: Not the Hulkster!!

Ryan Detrick's Team (The Rhinos [for now])

Brittany, Andy Rooney, Mike Wallace, Chyna, Osama Bin Laden, George Bush Sr., Pat Summeral, Dick Cheney, Ross Perot, Amy Winehouse, Nancy Regan, Joe Pa, Keith Richards, Muhammad Ali, The Iron Sheik

From the commish: I couldn't have gone for JoePa, maybe sentimental. The newsmen could win this for the Rhinos

Rocky White's Team (no name yet)

Keith Richards, Artie Lang, Steve-O, John Daly, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Britney Spears,50-Cent,Elizabeth Edwards, Owen Wilson, Chyna Doll, Amy Winehouse,Tina Yothers,Randy "Macho Man" Savage, Muhammad Ali, Larry Flynt

From the commish: I am working on getting rid of the hyperlinks, but I am new to this . . . Rocky, going heavy on the wrestlers

Andrea Kramer's Team (Always Cut Vertically)

Pervez Musharraf, Jimmy Carter, Fidel Castro, Magic Johnson, Britney Spears, Osama bin Laden, Raul Castro, Amy Winehouse, Lindsey Lohan, Tara Reid, Barack Obama, Michael Vick, Miley Cyrus, Courtney Love, Queen Elizabeth

From the Commish: interesting picks, if it is a bad year for the Castros, it's a good year for Andrea

Joe Hargett's Team (no name yet)

Tom Bosley, Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, Fidel Castro, Lindsay Lohan, Dick Clark, Vern Troyer, Ozzy Ozbourne, Ariel Sharone, Keith Richards, Abe Vigoda, Dick Cheney, Muhammad Ali, Barak Obama

From the commish: is there something wrong with Vern Troyer that I'm not aware of?